Buxtom Blue Pantysgawn, here.

So what do I find waiting for me this morning? Tim the Elder just might be excited and in the mood!


My Dearest Fellow Ardent Adventurers:Bully I say! April the fourth?

Blasting bloody beasties before bedtime? Splendid! Count me in, my good fellows. Sounds like a right jolly good show, eh what?

Yours with Highest Regard,B.B Pantysgawn

("PITHINGTON! Fetch me my Holiday gear, there's a good chap. What's that my lad? A bigger gun? No, no, my dear boy. We're not hunting elephants; apparently we're going on a "lizard" hunt. I know, I know, but they sound like such likable fellows, I would dearly hate to let them down.
Perhaps some spare underoos, though.")


Immediately followed by PJ's reply!


What HO, Laddies!

Sir Worthington Tongueswallow Fondleballs; MP,OBE, ORG. here!? Also known to my friends at the naughty Hellfire club as "WTF".??

I will be flying in at the controls of the "screaming chicken".? Thanks B.B. for the map and the coordinates!? I'm sure that there will be plently of clear, jungle floor available for me to bring the "chick" in for a soft landing.? Hope I've got enough petrol, though.....Knew that I shouldnt have spilled tea on that bloody map.? (how many miles did you say that it was?)? Ah well, no worries.? I shouldnt let petty details get in the way of such ripping good fun, what??

By the by, B.B., I hope that you have brought some "wogs" along as porters...when I? mentioned this little sojurne to my servants, the lot suddely came down with an acute case of cholera...bloody odd that!? I am bringing along a case of OLD MOORHEN'S SHREDDED SPORRAN (the finest whiskey ever squeezed out of the bladder of a Scotsman), and I will need somebody to tote it through the bush.? I'm sure that our aim will improve after a few tots of this stuff.? HAR HAR HAR!

Oh, and I have been given a task by me daddy, Lord Fondleballs Himself.? It appears that our cousin from the colonies, Chuck Steak, has gotten himself lost in this self-same bush that we will soon be trotting though.? Hope that you laddies will help me keep an eye out for him.? For some reason, me daddy wants him back,? dont know why....daddy never did like Americans...being rebels and all.............

Ta!


As Pat said, I think this is going to be a hilarious game!!!